In my last post (the one before Alex’s addition), I set out to describe my soul’s fondness for soaring with vultures. And although I alluded to it, I failed (quite on purpose) to portray the less lofty, more earthy side of my feathered comrades.

Often, they can be seen regally stationed on the eroded points of bone-bleached driftwood. This gives them the appearance, from a distance, of sentries standing watch over a well-regulated militia.

Yet, let a cadaver wash ashore, especially a turtle or an eel, and the disciplined band quickly deteriorates and degenerates into a rag-tag army squabbling, biting, jabbing and clawing at each other.


One need only stroll on the beach with an intact olfactory system to realize that if there’s a stench rising to the heavens ( where I’m told those soaring angels hang out), it will be easily detected by the flying squads who are not, as it turns out, at all particular or persnickety.

All that is needed is for some poor critter to have succumbed in its battle for life (for the merely wounded will never, never do) and enough time to waft up an aroma that, to human nostrils, reeks. But for the buzzards?

Dinner is served in the mess-hall!
And I would be remiss if I neglected to point out that sharing is not a trait that encumbers the coveting of those tasty innards.
The boldest ones (who are not necessarily the largest in stature) are masters in the art of intimidation, and it usually becomes immediately clear who has dibs on the most enticing entrails.


I watch again and again as the meanest badass smoothly swoops in, then menacingly flares its wings, hissing and grunting and demanding like a decorated sergeant major that his troops stand down.
Sometimes though, dominance must be established between warriors and that’s when the battle erupts. And what a spectacle it is!

Once supremacy is proven and the rank and file fall back into line, it is then that the confident triumphant struts with an audacious assurance past the vanquished (who are then forced to stand at attention) before gorging wholeheartedly on the rotting flesh.

From time to time he raises his head out of the belly of the deceased to inspect and give warning to the encroaching and wanting “grunts” – his inferiors – then lowers his head to resume his shredding and devouring.
Vying for vittles is not well-tolerated










